Well,I'm a losing weight and a turnin' mighty pale. Looks like I've Got A Tiger By The Tail.

I do not understand why I like listening to Dwight Yoakam songs and not so much Buck Owens. Perhaps this can be best explained because one can effectively dance to Dwight Yoakam. One can either commit to slo-mo James Brown moves alone or a fast-paced two-step with a partner while Mr Yoakam moans with a Bakersfield twang. If one were to dance to Mr. Owens and his Buckaroos, one would appear to be a bobblehead character.

AND SINCE WHEN DID BUCK OWENS START JAMMIN' WITH CAKE?! WTH?!

Today, I miss going to honky-tonks and doing the jitterbug.