Daughter of Aphrodite, hear my words and take heed.

Tonight, I purchased a baggie containing 6 pair of socks from a discount store. The baggie that these socks came in features a zip-lock style resealable closure. Is this to guarantee the freshness of my socks? I am really having difficulty comprehending the reasoning for this resealable baggie sock packaging technology. It's not like I have plans to freeze vegetables or take my lunch to the office in this baggie. I am also having trouble understanding why my socks are manufactured by Sara Lee. Doesn't Sara Lee make frozen pound cakes or something? The moral or this post is:

#1 Resealable baggie sock packaging is totally retarded.

#2 Sara Lee should stick to frozen food instead of warm feet.