The Holy Gospel according to the Prairie Messiah

Like a myth you rode in from the west. From the go you had my button pressed. Did the tea-time of your soul Make you long for wilder days? Did you never let Jack Kerouac Wash over you in waves?

Monday, July 17, 2006

You have the right to remain silent.

Okay, here I am still fretting over the possibility of a certain "delicate condition" for three days. Why won't that NP call me back? I suppose a pending life-altering event does not justify notification.

In other news, Saturday afternoon I actually felt good and felt hungry for the first time in several days. I ate and felt okay afterwards. Sunday was less than than feeling good and got worse after I managed to find myself driving behind a truck pulling a livestock trailer on my way back from Mom-in law's. I guess the smell for a cattle car would make anybody feel a little less than spectacular. I volunteered the information of my having a blood test to her before she noticed very obvious bruise in plain view from the vampire.

If this blood test does come to be accurate and positive, I have already thought to change the name of the band to honor the occasion. Everybody give it up for "BIG HEARTS FOR CRACKERS"! PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER AND HAVE A HOLY GHOST PARTY!

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

OH MY GOSH, I don't read your blog in five days because I've been absurdly busy and I miss THIS?!

I hope you are continuing to feel well and that you get the news you want. Report back stat!

1:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a false alarm, Ferd! I'm a-hem "normal". I got the finally got the results yesterday afternoon.

2:56 PM  

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