Fire all of your guns at once, and explode into space. I like smoke and lightning, heavy metal thunder.

The opportunity for a road trip with three Norwegian Minnesota native women to a semi-city of sin is knocking. This chapter in my life will probably be omitted from both Garrison Keillor’s Prairie Home Companion and The Lutheran Basement Women Cookbook. As we all know, what happens on the Red Riveria stays there. Golden Girls, eat your heart out! Rose Nylund will be in triple threat effect. Shreveport, Louisiana will never be the same again.